I am so enamored with this Irish guy that I’m engaged to…
I just want to move to Ireland and get married already! ♥
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| Capricorn: | wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to |
|---|---|
| Aquarius: | YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap |
| Pisces: | I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN. |
| Aries: | WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner? |
| Taurus: | BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU |
| Gemini: | Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN-- |
| Cancer: | ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie? |
| Leo: | /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE |
| Virgo: | how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back... |
| Libra: | Passively plotting your demise. |
| Scorpio: | This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE |
| Sagittarius: | I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye! |
| ^ hahaha I'm on the Scorpio-Sagittarius cusp and both reactions perfectly describe me! |
THEY GOT RID OF THE PORN TAGS
I AM SO DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
those are adorable!Jazzed up my old pair of lucite heels. Bring on spring/summer! #lucite #highheels #carmenmiranda
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Oooh her costume!
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the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
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awwwww :)This is why you marry your best friend.
ugh. I have to reblog this. I am bound by a code.
this was seriously a struggle not to reblog
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So I think I’m engaged…?
Apollonia saintclair 356 - 20130504 Le génie familier (The house spirit)
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